Electronic stuff my friends recommended to me over the summer

Games for IPod Touch 4:

Settlers- $4.99- Somewhat fun. I can't play on any one mission for more than about five minutes before my enemies attack me and I have to start over.

SurvivalCraft- $3.99- I didn't actually get this because I don't have the money. From what I've heard it's exactly like Minecraft but with more species of animals.

Clash of Clans- free- Fun, but once your shield runs out people attack you like crazy. I got attacked four times in two hours. The good news is that if whoever attacks you destroys enough stuff in your village you get a free shield. NEEDS WI-FI!!!!

Total Domination: Reborn- Free- Fun. Like Clash of Clans but set in the future after a nuclear war. Rebuild civilization and become the top player. NEEDS WI-FI!!!!

Battle Bears Gold- Free- LOVE IT. Imagine an eight-bear ( Yes, you read that right) war with four on each side. You can choose from eight different bears: Sniper, Soldier, Heavy, Huggable, Demo, Engineer, Assault, and Chub Scout. I'm totally addicted to it. I even bought the green skin for Heavy. NEEDS WI-FI!!!!

Dumb Ways To Die- Free- LOVE IT. My current favorite non wi-fi game. Even has a little three minute theme song. You can listen to it at http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IJNR2EpS0jw. I've already driven my parents crazy because I've been singing it a TON for about two days. I even memorized the first three verses.

SPECIAL FEATURE: How to look like a hobo in Jetpack Joyride: Buy the paper bag, the barrel, and the diy jetpack and put them all on at once and (drumroll, please).......... a HOBO BARRY!!!!! (cue fanfare)

Videos:

Cat Flushing the Toilet: I nearly fell out of my seat watching this 46 second video. You can watch it at http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=saQcnblLinc

Dog Chasing a Rabbit in its Sleep: This is pretty funny. And the crazy thing is, the dog doesn't wake up until he hits the wall!!!! Watch it at http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=grEypMDqvTE

TV/MOVIES

Merlin: Arthur and Merlin are teenagers and Arthur is still a prince. Uther Pendragon is still king, Morgana Le Fay isn't (bwa ha ha ha) evil, and Guinevere is the blacksmith's daughter. Everything that happens is way different from the traditional story. I watched it on our TV by streaming it on Netflix with my mother's account.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail: In my opinion, the most absurd and funniest movie ever made. What could be more funny than an enchanter named (bum bum bum buuuuuuuh) Tim???????

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I, John Hartman, wrote this post.